Jesus Vs. Penn State

Thursday, October 25

This Saturday God's favorite team, THE Ohio State Buckeyes, roll into Happy Valley to play the evil empire, Penn State. It's a good vs. evil match-up. I've talked to Jesus and he won't tell me what the final score will be, but he reassured me that the picture you see to the left accurately captures where JoePa will be seated at the end of the game.

10 comments:

Anonymous said...

Yes, I am the Heckler in the crowd. You better hope OH wins, cause if not... you are fair game... I can not believe you posted Joe Pa at his moment... Do you have no compassion...

I say OH 17 Penn State 20

Brian Jones said...

All is fair in faith and football!

Sharon Sibel said...

Who said Ohio State was God's favorite team? After all, didn't God make the sky blue and white??? If Penn State wins you owe an apology from the pulpit. :)

Tim said...

IF Penn State we want the PENN STATE banner as back drop for sunday...

WE ARE......... PENN STATE!!!

Jenster said...

My heart cries "blasphemer!"

Ed Fisher said...

Brian,

You misinterpreted the picture.

JoePa had been praying and got knocked over by the power of The Holy Spirit.

The Walls of Ohio State will soon be tumbling down.

Ed

Brian Jones said...

That's hysterical!

Ed Fisher said...

Brian,

Congratulations! Your Buckeyes prevailed.

What is a Buckeye?

Ed

Anonymous said...

A Buckeye is a Penn State Student who flunked out at PA State Institution, and left bitter, so they went to their neighbors for a free education....

Brian I have a question.. On the Helmets, there appears to be a "pot leaf" on the side? What is that?

An isn't a Buck Eye an acorn from a tree?

Anonymous said...

Johnny was standing at the gates of Heaven. Johnny asked St. Peter if there was football in Heaven. St. Peter said "As a matter of fact, there is a game going on right now."

St. Peter took Johnny's arm and off they went, flying through the sky. Looking down upon a football field, Johnny asked "Who is that really old guy wearing blue and white, big thick glasses, and wearing floods?"

St. Peter said "That's God, he thinks he's Joe Paterno."